Encounters Of The Toe Kind

Encounters Of The Toe Kind

Today I discovered that I have two feet
And subhana'Allah, are they ever neat!
At the end of each foot I've got all of these toes
I tried and tried but they wouldn't reach my nose

So I stuck them in my mouth and sucked nice and loud
My parents just beamed...they were so proud!
Then I took them out of my mouth and went for my ear
That went great until I could no longer hear

From the ear I tried for my right eye
But my finger made it there first and I started to cry
That was okay 'cause Ummi was right there
She rubbed my back and patted my hair

Then Abi leaned down and tickled my feet
Alhamdulillah, Abi is so sweet
After he finished I stuck them back into my mouth
Ummi got so happy she called my grandma down south

Grandma was excited, I could really tell
Her hearing is going so she has to yell
From all the way down south I could hear her scream
Masha'Allah! suck on those toes my little string bean!

Alhamdulillah, I found my feet today
Allah is Merciful, what else can I say?
Yes, alhamdulillah I really am happy
But this toe sucking will have to wait because I need a new nappy!